friday was the beginning of my weekend. on friday, josh stole a car. we went driving in his stolen car. he is going to be arrested soon.

saturday was the middle of my weekend. on saturday, i served beer and got very very sunburned. i look like a tomato. i am going to peel soon.

sunday was the end of my weekend. on sunday, i played softball in the rain for three hours. i got very wet. i will catch a cold and die soon.

the end.