2005-03-29: born and raised in south detroit.
2005-03-03: dear peanut butter cup.
2005-03-29: fuzzy slippers on your teeth.
2003-11-03: CROTCH FUNK.
2003-11-03: the chicken strips at wendys are pretty tasty!! surprisingly.
2003-09-22: feeling-fighters.
2003-09-15: a list of things i learned last weekend.
2003-09-04: squeak squeak.
2003-08-25: yoshimi battles the lunch robots.
20 May 2003: Flowcharts
2003-01-13: tuna melt.
2002-12-26: elephants like to paint?
2002-12-13: eggnog is proof that god loves us.
2002-12-09: ryo-ohki?
2002-11-12: phlegm is a neat-looking word.
2002-11-08: these boots were made for walkin'. er, no wait, they were made for SEX. ha ha.
2002-11-07: constantly commenting about tea.
2002-10-18: wild wild west bbq day.
2002-10-03: vroom vroom.
2002-10-02: i beat liza at scrabble becuase I AM SMARTER THAN SHE IS.
2002-10-01: 'cuz tennesse sucks in the summer.
2002-09-23: it is also the 3-year anniversay of my diary. that's a long time to be continually writing stupid, stupid entries.
2002-09-18: this letter isn't really about anything at all.
2002-09-17: it's too soft and delicate to put between my legs.
2002-09-13: gee ricky, i'm really sorry your mom blew up.
2002-09-12: how are we going to get real drugs in this town? we can't even get CABLE!
2002-09-10: quality entries always.
2002-09-09: rollerskating through the park.
2002-09-06: if a terrorist punched your mother in the face IT WOULD BE BAD.
2002-09-04: molilf, totally.
2002-08-29: i need to do laundry like, really bad. also, buy film.
2002-08-28: bom bomp chicka wow-ow.
2002-08-23: whoa-oh. we're halfway there.
2002-06-28: for felicitious17.
2002-06-11: NO CAKE FOR YOU.
2002-06-05: the only purpose of this is to see if anyone will buy me things. good luck, me!!
6/3/01: go to http://ginger.nodata.org/roadtrip
2002-05-31: spit.
2002-05-27: everyone deserves to be loved.
2002-05-21: if i wanted chocolate-covered fruit, i would go to disneyworld and buy a frozen chocolate banana. DUH.
2002-05-07: jack's neat flaming shit.
2002-05-02: minnesota girls.
2002-04-30: also i got a job today.
2002-04-29: sucking fucky!
2002-04-22: loserfish dot org.
2002-04-20: cowboy take me away.
2002-04-16: i'm pretty sure my invitation to the mansion is on it's way.
2002-04-14: life is nothing if you're not obsessed.
2002-04-13: dave fucking attell.
2002-04-10: red white and pabst blue ribbon.
2002-04-08: other news in brief: car accidents, reading a lot, drinking a lot, hi laurie, i was on jeopardy says ginger, macaroni and cheese is delicious, hey look! it's a cat, no money.
2002-03-26: pulp.
2002-03-25: little black organizer.
2002-03-23: 11) this laptop is very noicy!
2002-03-17: well throw me on the floor and make me write a bad check.
2002-03-16: what does a 300lb chicken say?
2002-02-26: i can't walk from one end of the apartment to the other without getting out of breath.
2002-02-24: call george about hell!
2002-02-14: I'M HUNGRY FOR YOUR HEAD.
2002-02-13: there are new scottcards at http://scottcards.org!! maybe you should go look at them.
2002-02-02: oh two oh two oh two!!
2002-01-29: 9. he tells stupid jokes.
2002-01-29: 9. he tells stupid jokes.
2002-01-26: i am way cuter than scott.
2002-01-25: bowlbot 2000.
2002-01-20: hippy hippy shake.
2002-01-15: probably on my top ten list of favorite smells: dryer sheets.
2002-01-14: THE BABIES.
2002-01-13: i love the dead celebrities game.
2002-01-02: i haven't written in along time.
2001-12-14: ...
2001-12-12: rudolph the HONK nosed HONKHONK.
2001-12-04: one of those stupid quizzes.
2001-12-03: "do not plan on getting any sex OR any yogurt if you're just going to make fun of me."
2001-11-29: poor little frogs.
2001-11-28: hooray for the fun, is the pudding done?
2001-11-19: everyone thinks heath is gay.
2001-11-18: staring at the sky.
2001-11-13: don't be sad.
2001-11-08: i don't want jelly, i want to fucking jam!
2001-11-06: pet peeve #31: things that get stuck in my teeth.
2001-10-31: SEND A SCOTTCARD.
2001-10-25: beer, galaga, marshmallow and chocolate cookies.
2001-10-25: i got a little red bullet.
2001-10-22: that face is either a "i'm going to puke" face or a "i'm so pissed at liza right now" face.
2001-10-19: if you leave a dvd playing and walk away from it, it's kind of annoying to listen to the same 30 second music loop over and over and over and over!
2001-10-15: bork bork bork.
2001-10-14: christmas in burritoville.
2001-10-12: mouse-sex.
2001-09-26: there's a reason i'm typing this at 3 o'clock in the morning.
2001-09-25: i don't really have anything to write to you about.
2001-09-17: meowy birthday?
2001-09-16: even robots.
2001-09-14: i wanna live in another town, uh huh, and feel the concrete freshly flowing over my feet. uh huh. and i know i'm not original.
2001-09-05: cpt. blizzard.
2001-09-03: freshly cut grass smells excluded.
2001-09-02: i am 2817 times the rock star that marky mark is!
2001-08-28: someone on tv just said "when i have a headache, it feels like a 300lb man is tap-dancing on my brain"!!! that is a really good mental picture.
2001-08-22: i will most likely die in 26 seconds.
2001-08-02: gratuitous.
2001-07-30: thats a whole lotta milk.
2001-07-16: folding.
2001-07-14: thebeautifulpeople, duh NUH nuh.
2001-07-12: today is thursday.
2001-06-25: bye bye bluestar.
2001-06-20: i am working on a song, and will upload it as soon as i finish recording!
2001-06-18: grrrrrowl chomp chomp.
2001-06-14: sent-items (part one).
2001-06-13: if ($internet =~ /[a-zA-Z]+\sloves\sscott!/) { $scottloves = $internet; };
2001-06-11: birthdaysex.
2001-06-04: kerplunk.
2001-06-03: my birthday is in one (1) week.
2001-05-25: "this is her mom, but i will let her know."
2001-05-20: dawson. thats a good name, i think.
2001-05-09: this entry uses some dirty terminology. sorry.
2001-05-08: align align align tugboat align.
2001-05-01: i want 14 bowls of wonton soup.
2001-04-28: ladder.
2001-04-22: stupid gameshownetwork doesnt run family feud on weekends!
2001-04-17: im just kidding! heath cant have my kitty. it goes to. um. megan.
2001-04-15: coo-coo!
2001-04-10: bucky, mmm.
2001-04-02: bride of the future.
2001-03-29: sigh.
2001-03-29: bff?
2001-03-28: that chicken and mashed potatoes stuff used to be really good, too.
2001-03-27: perhaps i reckon you should shut the fuck up.
2001-03-14: nothing to write home about.
2001-03-14: cute cat.
2001-03-08: HI THIS IS SCOTT REALLY
2001-03-02: only you can prevent forest fires!
2001-03-01: thursays.
2001-03-01: (a better kisser, too.)
2001-02-27: dont let them shoot your kite down.
2001-02-22: bb bb bbb bb bopbop be bop bbb bbbb. thththththwapthwaptwhap!
2001-02-20: every cloud doesn't mean a storm.
2001-02-18: tick tock boom.
2001-02-14: cold coffee in my coffee cup.
2001-02-13: my stomach is grumbling.
2001-02-08: good day, bad day.
2001-02-07: SEND ME A CD NOW.
2001-01-25: on a side note.
2001-01-25: let the oil flow!
2001-01-24: "maybe you should just wear sunglasses all the time?"
2001-01-21: my cat is crazy. im sorry, heath!!
2001-01-20: you're so hot i love you.
2001-01-19: dude!
2001-01-19: optic white.
2001-01-19: ps. this is not scott.
2001-01-19: litter box.
2001-01-19: appletato.
2001-01-19: hi, you. hi.
2001-01-18: losing my balls wouldn't help!
2001-01-18: soup.
2001-01-18: i have the best jokes.
2001-01-18: I LOVE THE INTERNET!
2001-01-18: homo.
2001-01-18: please please. please?
2001-01-18: no longer MIA.
2001-01-18: i have cramps.
2001-01-17: pants.
2001-01-12: jude, where's my car?
2001-01-09: i hate the red hot chili peppers.
2001-01-07: paxton, illinois.
2001-01-05: fangtastic.
2001-01-03: suck it.
2001-01-02: haha, don't listen to what i said in that last entry!
2001-01-02: let's have sex, okay?
2001-01-02: reading old diary entries makes me feel weird. (not my entries, just. entries, you know?)
2000-12-29: boys who like girls who like girls who like boys.
2000-12-28: chomp.
2000-12-21: dreams and aspirations, a list.
2000-12-14: DUH.
2000-12-12: a christmas contest!
2000-12-05: a boring entry about stickyness, work, and how much the predators suck fat ass.
2000-12-01: blank.
2000-11-30: where's your id badge, sonny?
2000-11-29: high-excitement, fast-paced.
2000-11-27: you draw such beautiful pictures.
2000-11-26: summary: unbreakable is bad. being sick is bad. pink is good.
2000-11-25: he came to life because of god.
2000-11-24: turkey turkey on my plate.
2000-11-22: dumb.
2000-11-21: speak, ubu, speak.
2000-11-20: no. i am not eating my cat for lunch.
2000-11-20: top floor. bottom buzzer.
2000-11-17: I AM A GOOD DRIVER.
2000-11-15: i hate spaghetti.
2000-11-14: i forgot to finish this.
2000-11-10: the gateway arch is very big.
2000-11-08: fat.
2000-11-07: vote bush! for liza! she'll love you if you do!
2000-11-03: go ahead! throw your vote away!
2000-11-01: i deserve to get my ass kicked.
2000-10-30: pinky.
2000-10-29: hip hop you don't stop.
2000-10-26: liza eats worms.
2000-10-25: liza eats worms.
2000-10-23: rocky raccoon.
2000-10-21: 20001021
2000-10-19: this is scott.
2000-10-16: zombies unfinished.
2000-10-06: the smartest country in the universe.
2000-10-05: straight like an arrow.
2000-10-03: cd /pub | more beer
2000-10-02: a listing of crap i have been collecting!
2000-09-28: things that i love, pt. 3.
2000-09-26: yeehaw!
2000-09-22: hello! are you a publisher? like, a book publisher? if so, hello mr or mrs book publisher! would you like to offer me a book deal? i could even draw pictures if you'd like, too! i have crayons, you don't need to provide any.
2000-09-22: oh! shit, i just broke this tomato! could you buy me a new one?
2000-09-20: new york city boy.
2000-09-18: 16/20, really.
2000-09-13: all that, and pokey sticks, too!
2000-09-08: ribbit, kiss! (oh yeah. in that last diary entry, you know? i was on the left. making some sort of retarded jesture with my arms. thats me! yes.)
2000-09-06: Lizeydize: yes. baby. spank me and call me internet.
2000-08-26: mewwy chwistmas mistah pottah! mewwy!
2000-08-26: hi
2000-08-22: i wished for chocolate cake! bake me one, bitch!
2000-08-16: boring entry.
2000-08-03: august third two point oh.
2000-08-03: madly in love with me! (that is not a fake smile. shut up. i hate you.)
2000-08-02: i kissed a boy.
2000-07-31: borderlove.
2000-07-18: herpaphobia, rah!
2000-07-12: it's not someone else, it's the dream of someone else.
2000-07-07: i want to see 'the perfect storm'. please take me to this movie (after you drive to wisconsin to entertain me, i mean.)
2000-07-05: ljkfdsla.
2000-07-03: man, you are soooooooooo good lookin'!
2000-06-28: this new ventilation system at work is making me sneeze a lot.
2000-06-26: so much fun, i just wet my pants right there on the spot!!
2000-06-22: eat eat eat foody food food.
2000-06-21: stargazing.
2000-06-20: i have a supersecret diary where i confess my love to you on a daily basis! and i bet a million dollars you cant find it.
2000-06-19: "you really want a big hunk of metal in your mouth?"
2000-06-12: i may soon be dead if this behavior continues.
2000-06-08: al3x!
2000-06-05: my weekend. by: scott.
2000-06-02: free beer!
2000-05-26: the word 'cock' makes me laugh.
2000-05-25: fucking diary.
2000-05-23: a collection of short stories, by scott.
2000-05-17: the story of alexander the robot.
2000-05-11: another takeover.
2000-05-10: i have a purple and white oral-b toothbrush with a little light-blue stripe on the bristles. if your toothbrush matches mine, please e-mail me, and we can have sex.
2000-05-09: aflkjl;kf;jlf;ljkasfsf;dlja
2000-05-07: Lizeydize: i'm a shrimp!
2000-05-04: "hey! this is where we saw the bunnies humping!"
2000-05-03: you masturbate more than anyone else on the planet!
2000-05-02: attack of the killer scarlet toaster.
2000-05-01: where the heart is.
2000-04-27: spilling seeds all over the bathroom wall.
2000-04-20: a puzzle of sorts.
2000-04-19: ray yingling, and how this diary enry doesn't mention him even once.
2000-04-18: i love liza, for real this time.
2000-04-17: i love liza.
2000-04-13: hi. sorry.
2000-04-10: we're gonna celebrate and party with you, come on now!
2000-04-10: john cusack.
2000-04-06: there is nothing better in the morning than a little cup of hot apple cider.
2000-04-05: possibly a little too link-happy.
2000-04-04: so, there are two potatoes waiting on the corner for a bus. one of them is a prostitute, and one is a waitress. how can you tell which is which? (the prostitute is the one with the sticker that says "idaho"! haha!)
2000-04-03: i have a southern accent.
2000-03-31: "caught like a liza in headlights"?
2000-03-30: atlanta bread co.
2000-03-28: rimshot.
2000-03-22: juicy juice.
2000-03-22: dad.
2000-03-19: confuzzle.
2000-03-16: learn all about scott.
2000-03-09: send a scottcard!
2000-03-08: listen... do you smell something?
2000-03-06: boom boom boom boom.
2000-02-29: what's a babycake?
2000-02-28: josh's new puppy peed in his bed.
2000-02-18: choose your own adventure!!
2000-02-14: valentines day can suck it.
2000-02-10: he's the one they call dr feeeelgoood!
2000-02-07: ten things you shouldn't be: fat, wrinkled, ugly, smelly, insipid, torpid, hairy, prissy, plagueful, or egocentric.
2000-02-03: yield to the princess.
2000-02-02: INCHWORM!!!!
2000-02-01: snip sinp.
2000-01-31: dude is sketchy!
2000-01-28: a dedication to liza q. potter.
2000-01-26: true love!
2000-01-18: things that i love, pt 2.
2000-01-17: bob dylan never wrote songs about me.
2000-01-14: softer and fuzzier.
2000-01-12: dillweed!
2000-01-11: be a good citizen! help rescue a poor kitten which somehow fell down an 18ft well!!
2000-01-05: wednesdays aren't much fun.
2000-01-04: i don't really have anything to say today but i am writing anyway just for the heck of it.
2000-01-01: whiny y2k ramblings.
1999-12-30: 6. hug more.
1999-12-29: inconceivable!!
1999-12-28: i have a cold. ugh. my nose feels like it is about to fall off.
1999-12-27: very short little entry.
1999-12-21: okay, i wrote something nice and long for you, liza. you big dummy. now quit your whining! (for everyone who isn't liza: hello! how are you? those are some really nice shoes you're wearing today!)
: the bestest one yet!
1999-12-20: nothing worth reading. really.
1999-12-14: christmas wish list, part 1.
1999-12-13
: celine thinks that 'bagel' should be spelled 'bagle', becaue then it would be like a beagle! except, it'd be bread. and it probably wouldn't bark as much.
1999-12-06: i bought a soap dispenser a week ago, and it is shaped like a cute little ducky. it lives in my bathroom and quackquackquacks happily all day long.
1999-12-03: pokescottmon.
1999-12-02: josh is a disco-dancing megadiva!
1999-11-29: help! help! i'm an apple!
1999-11-23: it's really hard to type when my cat keeps trying to take a nap on the keyboard!
1999-11-17: things that i love, pt 1.
1999-11-15: watch out! runaway kitten!
1999-11-12: dreaming of tornados.
1999-11-11: sleepy nakedboy.
1999-11-10: world of laughter, world of fun.
1999-11-09: cake! YUM!
1999-11-08: m is for milkshake.
1999-11-05: saucyless crotch.
1999-11-02: i wonder if they have any granola bars in the break room? i'm going to go check!
1999-10-28: i could really use some nudity over here.
1999-10-27: i really need to remember to write these things more often. slack slack slack.!
1999-10-25: "smitten" rhymes with "kitten".
1999-10-21: oh yeah, i upload the illustrations at night. when i get home. in case you hadn't realized yet.
1999-10-20: chasing rubber bands.
1999-10-18: nude on the moon!!
1999-10-15: nudity and horses.
1999-10-14: diary schmiary.
1999-10-13: supercubicle to the rescue!
1999-10-12: i'm an internet superstare, link to my diary!
1999-10-11: unlike some people, i did not make out with any girls this weekend.
1999-10-08: makin' diary entries 'til the breaka breaka dawn.
1999-10-07: "there is nothing stupid about masturbation!" --liza potter.
1999-10-06: "eating poop." (that was what josh said i should put for my short description when i asked him just now.)
1999-10-05: weird, dream, dead, fall, airplane, shave.
1999-10-04: oh, i forgot to mention! when i got home on saturday night i saw a huge racoon on my patio! it was neat. it looked like a big fuzzy cat with a striped tail. but then i started chasing it with my flashlight and it ran away. :(
1999-10-01: meowmeowmeow meow.
1999-09-30: i am not scott schneider.
1999-09-29: come see my headboard. ;)
1999-09-28: very serious entry!!
1999-09-27: breasts &masturbation.
1999-09-24: alcohol, orgasms, and my cat.
1999-09-23: my first diary entry (tm).
i used to write a lot.
diaryland.
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