it's me, scott.

i'm not sure how long this is going to be... i kind of messed my hand up playing softball tonight, and am having a moderately hard time typing. (pity me.) :) i'll try to do my best!!

lately, i've been noticing how much i love smells. i love the smell of limes. and tar, i love the smell of tar. also: burning leaves, rain, and girls. now, if somehow i could combine all of those smells... well, nevermind. that would probably be pretty gross.

last saturday i went to madison's gay pride picnic ($10 for a meal and all the beer you can drink! what a deal!). it was a LOT of fun!! it was beautiful weather outside, and i pretty much just spent the whole day hanging around with megan and scott (he's my token gay friend, so that's why it was alright for me to be there) and scott's friend who flew up from texas. i saw my old roommate tod, and tod said "scott! it's about time you came out!" to which all i could think of to say in response was "haha, you wish!"

(because. everyone wants me, you know?)

so anyway, megan and i were sitting under a tree in the shade, enjoying our delicious lunches and pieces of lemon cake, when megan says "hey scott, look at that girl." so i casually look up, and see a girl with pink hair. i wonder what the big deal is, since i've seen tons of people with dyed hair before (and, come to think of it, i think megan even dyed her hair pink once), when i notice the person behind her is carrying a *HUGE* boa constrictor. and is heading straight for me. i lose it.

see, for one reason or another, i am deathly afraid of snakes. if i see one on tv, i will freak out and change the channel as quick as possible (or just close my eyes). i admit it! i'm a total wimp. but i can't help it!! it's my mother's fault. i get it from her.

anyway. the point of this story is: if you are a police officer or a senator or maybe the president of the united states, PLEASE (i beg you!) mke it illegal to take huge fucking snakes out in public. NOBODY wants to see that. i swear!! that girl should hvae been locked up forever. and her snake should have been... i don't know, released out into the wild down in antarctica or something (i don't want to hurt animals, but i would love for that creature to be as far away from me as humanly possible!).

that is all the excitement i can manage to write about tonight. well... oh yeah, e lost our softball game (again). but i got a bunch of runs, and slid into a base (i looked really cool!) and got a couple more injuries. so. it was a ton of fun! yay!

i love you. you smell pretty.

love,
scott.