it's me, scott. hi. yeah.

so... my weekend. i'm sure you're dying to hear about it. right.

saturady i had some paintings in an "art show" (they're up until next week -- 7th floor of uw humanities, if you're in town!). i met pete and joe and josh and scott and mike and megan beforehand at bw3, and bw3 sucked but the food was okay. josh and joe and pete and i played pool on the worst pool table i've ever seen. it had two 14 balls because it was missing some other number. yeah. so then we went to the "art show" and man, are artists weird! there was some guy that was in, like, a bright orange jumper. he looked like he used to be a member of devo. and there was some weird art shit there too (although there was some neat stuff, too). they had cookies and chips and stuff, but none of us wanted to eat them because they looked scary because they just threw the bags on a table, instead of like, putting them in a bowl or something. oh man, i wish i'd taken a picture of devoboy...

so anyway, then we left 'cuz art shows are boring (shh!), and josh and i went to tuttopasta because stupid josh was hungry and wanted a salad... so i sat there while he had a salad, and then we saw tod our old gay crackhead roommate from two years ago! and tod was very nice and he invited us to a party at his house later tonight, so we said okay tod we'll go to your party, and then we left tuttopasta and josh and i went to pete's house and played video games with pete and joe (i think i lost every damn time because i'm a stinkin' loser) and then we went to the green room for a little while, but we had gappyham for a waitress (she is a hammy girl and she has a big gap in her teeth like that nut david letterman! hardly adorable) so we didn't order any drinks or anything.

then we went back downtown to see tod's party, and we walked in and there were three people there and one guy (his name is adam funk, and he is FUNKY!) playing records, and we didn't see tod at all, so we left. and then i drove home and went to bed.

how exciting!

has anyone ever looked at liza's diary? (hamsex.diaryland.com) hmm. why is there a dead girl in the background of her diary? that is kind of creepy!!

my boss is not here alllllll week! what a wonderful week.

haha, there is this guy on our provisioning team, named jerry, and he talks like elmer fudd. i love to just sit here in the morning and listen to him. he is like "hi i am jewwy an i tawk funny." ha ha ha! he always sounds so depressed, too. i am mean.

anyway, then sunday i sat around all day and i watched "12 monkeys" and i made blueberry muffins (which, oops!! i think i left them out on my counter this morning so my kittycat is probably eating all of them right now!) which were quite delicious, and then i talked to liza and she told me that every time she talks to this boy "topher" who she has a crush on, she masturbates. i was quite in shock! she is a very nasty nasty girl. but not "nasty" in a good way like janet jackson!

from sitting over here i can here josh absently clicking his mouse. "click." .. clickclick. that josh is such a funny guy.

love,

scott.