2001-08-22
dear internet,it's me, scott. wow i have not written to you in a long time!! i just cut myself on the cheek while shaving. i imagine i will soon die from all of the blood loss!! and since i am currently unemployed (yes, STILL, shut up) please send money to: scott q. funeral death bloody cheek fund 1909 hickory club drive antioch tn 37013 thank you. that is all that i have to say right now! love, scott. ps. someone just told me that i use a lot of exclamation marks!! this is because i am a very exciting person. look here.
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