2001-08-02
dear internet,it's me, scott. hi!! i am listening to prince right now. prince makes me feel funky!! okay. right. so. last night (or, afternoon, really, because afternoons are cheaper) elizabeth and i went to see "planet of the apes"! it was dumb. dumb dumb dumb. i mean, i had read reviews about how dumb it was? but i still thought "maybe everybody else in the world is stupid and doesn't appreciate good cinematic films about apes!" but really, *i* was the one who was wrong! however. ah-choo. ack. i just sneezed. sorry for the interruption. however! marky mark DOES kiss a monkey in the movie!! i think that one of the three important things that films today are missing is monkey-kissing. i can't even remember the last time i saw some hot sexy monkeylove on the big screen! shame, hollywood!! shame. (the other two things are, by the way, "full uncensored nudity" and "gratuitous breasts". i think i spelled gratuitous wrong.) so anyway! what else? oh. oh. Lizeydize (2:42:21 PM): write in your diary!! scottq1111 (2:42:33 PM): I AM BITCH. Lizeydize (2:42:59 PM): okay and make it good!! scottq1111 (2:43:09 PM): IT ALWAYS IS. Lizeydize (2:44:21 PM): make it long and pretty and talk about me a lot!! let's take a short time-out and talk about liza, shall we? following is a list of my five favorite things about liza: 1. 2. 3. 4. gratuitous breasts. 5. (haha oops i couldn't think of anything else i liked! ha hahahaha ha hehehe haha hahe he aheheha h ahe eha eh aeh h ehaeh ahe hahemonkeyloveha heh ehahe hheahehahea;jf dafkj d;a) okay. i am going to go drink a glass of kool-aid now! love & kisses, scott.
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