it's me, scott.

my weekend waS pretty boring, how was yours?

i didn't do much except on sunday i went to a book store, and spent way too much money on books! but i got some good ones. i got three j. otto seibold books, and i got the best childrens book in the world, titled "the day i traded my dad for two goldfish". it is the best story, and? AND? it has the most beautiful artwork of any childrens book i have ever seen. ever! please go buy it today. thank you very much.

i am not joking around here! damn you! go buy the fucking book. right now!!

okay.

today, i experienced the best thing in the ENTIRE WORLD on my lunch hour. i went to a taco bell, right? and they have ROBOTS IN THEIR TRASH CANS!!!! i am not kidding you. you put your trash in the trash can, and it says (in a robot-voice) "thank you!". these are obviously the trash cans of the future, and i am going to marry one of them.

love,
scott.

ps. look at cute girl-friend! cute cute.