it's me, scott.

"jesi" = plural form of "jesus"? i bet little dawnie would know the answer to this.

so. anyway.

today is friday!! oh, happy day! i wonder where paycheckgirl is with my paycheck! she should have dropped it off by now! she is hot. also, lesbian! i hate that.

(it is all in the haircut, by the way. you can easily tell someone's sexual orientation by the way they wear their hair.)

we have been good little workerbees here in my office, so our general manager is buying us all pizza for lunch! mmm, pizza. i love pizza! however. nobody else seems to enjoy my love for "cheese + tomato pizza", therefore i usually end up just having cheese pizza, and putting a lot of pepper on it. or dipping it in ranch dressing! its still usually pretty good, as pizza tends to be.

pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza. pizza.

let's play tribond! what do the following three things have in common?

1. liza potter.
2. chocolate pudding.
3. a litter of newborn kittens.

okay! send all guesses to [email protected]. thanks, and drive safe! remember to wear your safety belt!

love,
scott.