it's me, scott.

i didn't write again last night like i said i would. i'm sorry. please try not to hold it against me.

i stole a new sharpie marker from my mom's desk last night! haha. now i can make all sorts of drawings again!! also, i can sniff them and become retarded. i am very excited about this possibility.

this is my st louis writeup:

things i learned while in st. louis
by: scott.

- the arch is a dirty, filthy monument, which is never washed. not at all suitable for being licked. pissed on, maybe.

- also, people get laid in the top of the arch ALL THE TIME.

- parking lot attendents apparently have more than one duty, and therefor will ask questions like "can i help you?" when you drive up to them.

- southern people are indecisive. i'm glad i was around to make all of the decisions.

- st louis is a very honest town. everyone is very honest about buying their tickets for the metrolink, and will have them when asked by authorities. being escorted off of the metro is an almost unheard-of incidence.

- rockstars sleep in hotel parking lots. de la soul, to be exact.

(also, apparently i dissed de la soul. i waved, and the guy said "what's goin' on?" and i didn't hear him, so i looked like i was ignoring him. i'm sorry de la soul!! i love you. please don't hate the people of st louis all because of me.)

- the only resturaunts open at 2:00am are across the river, on casino boats, and called "hot dog carts".

- speaking of, the international symbol for "casino" is a ferris wheel. all casinos have ferris wheels on the sides of them.

- my exgirlfriend works as a bartender at a club and wears shirts which say "rock star" in sequins on them.

that sentence had horrible grammar. i'm sorry.

i think that's it. if i think of anything else i learned, i will be sure to get back to you.

today is wednesday. i am giving blood with megan tomorrow! because buffy the vampire slayer tells me that it's good to give blood, and i do anythign buffy tells me to. (i am wearing clinique makeup right now. or covergirl. whichever one she advertises on tv.)

tequila has worms in it. celine drank something that touched an animal! she is going to be in big trouble.

love,
scott.

ps. heath is gay satan. did you know?