it's me, scott. just kiss me once and i'll shut up.

my weekend, in cliffs notes version:

friday i watched kevin spacey masturbate. again.

saturday i humped jon. we went to see "eXistenZ" at the union, and they had cookies and cans of soda down near the big theater. nobody was nearby. stole cookies and soda. shh!

sunday i humped ray's head on the edge of a cliff with pete. that was fun. there's really nothing like head-humping after running around on rocks to finish off your weekend. it was beautiful. i told liza this, and she became extraordinarily jealous, so i will be making sweet love to her head when i see her in baltimore.

i have two functional legs.

love,

scott.