2002-10-03
dear internet,it's me, scott. today i bought car insurance, and i was asked a number of questions about 'street racing'! who wants to street-race?! we can drive FAST! and also FURIOUSLY!! oh no, wait. that would make my insurance go up and i'd have to pay buttloads MORE money. nevermind, i'm already broke. sorry. i have a new joke that i learned today: q: what is a foot long and slippery? a: a slipper!! ha ha, i tell the best jokes in the whole world. if only i could modify that slipper one to somehow involve a ham sandwich. oh wait! here, i will make up a joke. q: what is a sandwich long and hammy? a: liza potter. ljafdlajfldksjfdas;ljhahahaha. love, scott.
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