2001-05-09
dear internet,it's me, scott. I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE A LETTER TO YOU BUT I AM BEING FORCED TO. okay. fine. whatever. today, at work, we had a fire drill! just like back in 3rd grade. we all had to go outside and stand in the parking lot. oh! joy! i work for such a neat company. (although. i guess it was more the fire department or building management than the company. whatever.) whatever whatever. i am saying that a lot. whatever. lunch haiku: today for lunch break vegitarian pizza yuck. mushrooms. yuck yuck! so. anyway. after work today, i went to best buy, to see if they had the superman dvd box set! and, of course, they didnt. so. i went to mediaplay! and they had one copy, but it was "79.99". fuck that! but then i thought. no! i really want this. because superman is "cool"!! also, "really funny". so i took it to the cashier. and it rung up at "53.99". haha! mediaplay is stupid. that is almost cheaper than i could buy it for online! stupid, stupid mediaplay, how i love you. also, you. as in, you. who is reading this. you! love. mmm, you. i think that tonight, for dinner, i will have a glass of water. water is good for you, you know! it helps prevent dehydration, helps you lose weight (that is what i heard on the radio), and causes you to get mono. that last part is the only bad part. but. better than having strep throat! we all know what causes that.* whatever. bake me a cake, bitch. love, scott. * cock-sucking. that is what causes strep throat! i have read extensive research devoted to the subject of strep throat, and all strep-scientists have come to this conclusion. i am not making this up!
ps. i would like to show you a picture of a very rare fish called the "computerhumpingfish."
(thanks, potter.)
(anything for you, q! you retardfish.)
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