2000-10-05
dear internet,it's me, scott first things first. i would like to read for you a poem sent to me by this mean jerkass named "joanna". here, look: loves his kitty cat, britney spears, wears a pink shirt? he's most likely gay. can you believe that? i am NOT GAY, okay? and now, it seems that nothing can prove otherwise. whew. okay. on to more important business. well. i don't really have much more to say. i just wanted you to know, internet, that i am most definitely straight, and would like rock you 'til the breaka breaka dawn. provided you are female, i mean. love, scott.
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