dear internet,

it's me, scott.

two quick things, okay.

1) driving to lunch today, i saw a truck with a bumper sticker that said "believe on jesus and you truly will be saved". how do you believe ON something? seriously.

2) i am 98% sure that they have eggnog-scented air freshener in the bathroom here at work.

wizzord to my hizzomies.

love,
scott.