it's me, scott.

today i bought car insurance, and i was asked a number of questions about 'street racing'! who wants to street-race?! we can drive FAST! and also FURIOUSLY!!

oh no, wait. that would make my insurance go up and i'd have to pay buttloads MORE money. nevermind, i'm already broke. sorry.

i have a new joke that i learned today:

q: what is a foot long and slippery?
a: a slipper!!

ha ha, i tell the best jokes in the whole world. if only i could modify that slipper one to somehow involve a ham sandwich. oh wait! here, i will make up a joke.

q: what is a sandwich long and hammy?
a: liza potter.

ljafdlajfldksjfdas;ljhahahaha.

love,
scott.