2002-09-18
dear internet,it's me, scott. i have really bad breath this morning. nobody has come up to me and said "hey, do you want a piece of gum?" or "dude, your breath smells like you've been eating garbage", but it's just something that i can sense. (maybe. i should stop eating out of dumpsters!! hmm. something to ponder.) my alarm went off at 7:30 this morning. i slept until 9. i am the laziest person in the world. love, scott. ps. liza is looking for as many complete strangers as possible to send their earwax to her. e-mail me if you are willing to do this and need her mailing address.
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