2002-09-06

dear internet,

it's me, scott. HEY where does a pirate like to eat? ARRRRRRRRRRRbys!! ha hahaha. i tell the best jokes.

okay so hi.

last night i didn't end up doing much, just sat at home and watched "THE PULSE" on fox because that is the only tv station that i get (i don't have cable). but it's okay, because that is the best show! on past occasions, these are the important topics they have covered:

1. if terrorists blew up the hoover damn, it would be a bad thing.

2. if terrorists released chemical gas in times square, this would also be a bad thing.

3. GAY PEOPLE ARE BAD (thank you, bill o'reilley).

4. terrorists are able to crash planes into buildings because we were not expecting them to crash planes into buildings.

haha quality journalism, no doubt! i'm glad there was finally a new reporter to tell em that if a terrorist did something terrorist-like, that it would be bad! I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED THAT BY MYSELF.

i also did laundry last night.

and ate macaroni and cheese.

it was pretty good. (kfc's is better, though.)

okay.

i'm going camping this weekend. you aren't!! this make me 17.4 times better than you, clearly.

love,
scott.

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