it's me, scott. how are you? would you like a muffin?

today has been a pretty shitty day. i've been trying (relatively) hard to get a good job by the end of the month, and i was turned down today by two (2!) different places. one of which i had talked to the person last week, was told she would call me and let me know, and of COURSE i had to call HER back because NOBODY IN THIS WORLD IS COURTEOUS ENOUGH TO RETURN CALLS.

i hate everyone.

(this is a lie, i love everyone. i am scott! i like everyone.)

it's too bad i quit smoking yesterday, otherwise i'd be doing that right now. it's still tempting. my prediction of wednesday is looking more and more possible!

in more exciting news, i made some delicious chocolate chip muffins last night! i ate one of them last night and three of them today, for lunch. muffins are the best kind of lunch.

i'm going to go eat a goddamn FUCKING twizler. ha ha, i am hardcore.

love,
scott.