2002-01-26

dear internet,

it's me, scott.

i have had a very productive weekend so far! i was planning on going to see some authors speak at vanderbilt, so i spent the afternoon walking around the vu campus trying to find the auditorium where the whole big thingy would be held. it was pretty easy to find! and only a ten minute walk away from my apartment.

so i went back home, watched trading spaces (paige was back! hooray!), and then around 7:00 i walked back over to the auditorium. except. somehow i got LOST and ended up on the wrong side of campus, and had to walk twenty minutes to get back to where the auditorium was! i am a retard. i asked several differnet people on campus on my way, and very few of them seemed to even know where the auditorium on their own campus was! stupid vandy kids.

so anyway, i get there and pick up my $20 will-call ticket, and go have a seat in the upper UPPER balcony, because i didn't want to pay the extra $8 for the good seats. well, about fifteen other people show up, and someone comes up and says "you can sit anywhere you want, it doesn't look like this place is going to fill up.". so i take my place in one of the $28 seats, and listen to a girl talk about president lincoln and president roosevelt, and a man talk about a "champaign snowball" dance, and he referred to someone's mouth as a "cave". ha ha.

and then i walked back home, drank a bunch of beers with heath, and watched mc hammer preaching on television. can't touch him!! ungh, yeah.

anyway.

(this has nothing to do with my night, by the way). but. you know what's hot? a girl. you know what's 10 POINTS LESS HOT?? a girl with a boyfriend!! here, let me write it in bold for you, so that you don't forget:

girls with boyfriends are 10 points less hot than single girls.

if you don't agree with me, or think that i'm wrong, you're obviously a big retardfish!

love,
scott.

ps.

pps. thanks poofyheadLIZA!

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