it's me, scott.

two or three nights ago (possibly while drunk), i learned how to play "rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" on the harmonica!!! this is very exciting for me, because (as you may or may not already know), i am a struggling harmonica virtuoso.

listen, i will play it for you now:

see!! i just played it! you probably didn't hear it though, because you are just an internet, and not sitting in my bedroom next to me right now.

i called my mom today and told her that i was being a very good boy and saving my money by buying beer on special "2-for-1" nights! she was very proud.

love,
scott.