it's me, scott.

wow i have not written to you in a long time!! i just cut myself on the cheek while shaving. i imagine i will soon die from all of the blood loss!! and since i am currently unemployed (yes, STILL, shut up) please send money to:

scott q. funeral death bloody cheek fund
1909 hickory club drive
antioch tn 37013

thank you. that is all that i have to say right now!

love,
scott.

ps. someone just told me that i use a lot of exclamation marks!! this is because i am a very exciting person.

look here.