2001-06-11
dear internet,
it's me, LIZA.
yesterday was the fabulous scott q. schneider's birthday. did you know that? because, it was. as of yesterday, scott is the big 2-3. that means you can:
A.) bake him 23 cakes.
B.) spank him 23 times.
C.) have sex with 23 people and get 23 cases of gonorrhea.
i don't know what that last one has to do with anything.
for scott's birthday, i drew a picture.
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scott, that's a crumb. from the birthday cake that i made you and ate. sorry!!
love,
liza
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