it's me, scott.

I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE A LETTER TO YOU BUT I AM BEING FORCED TO.

okay. fine. whatever.

today, at work, we had a fire drill! just like back in 3rd grade. we all had to go outside and stand in the parking lot. oh! joy! i work for such a neat company.

(although. i guess it was more the fire department or building management than the company. whatever.)

whatever whatever. i am saying that a lot. whatever.

lunch haiku:

today for lunch break
vegitarian pizza
yuck. mushrooms. yuck yuck!

so. anyway. after work today, i went to best buy, to see if they had the superman dvd box set! and, of course, they didnt. so. i went to mediaplay! and they had one copy, but it was "79.99". fuck that! but then i thought. no! i really want this. because superman is "cool"!! also, "really funny". so i took it to the cashier.

and it rung up at "53.99". haha! mediaplay is stupid. that is almost cheaper than i could buy it for online! stupid, stupid mediaplay, how i love you.

also, you. as in, you. who is reading this. you! love. mmm, you.

i think that tonight, for dinner, i will have a glass of water. water is good for you, you know! it helps prevent dehydration, helps you lose weight (that is what i heard on the radio), and causes you to get mono. that last part is the only bad part.

but. better than having strep throat! we all know what causes that.*

whatever.

bake me a cake, bitch.

love,
scott.

* cock-sucking. that is what causes strep throat! i have read extensive research devoted to the subject of strep throat, and all strep-scientists have come to this conclusion. i am not making this up!

ps. i would like to show you a picture of a very rare fish called the "computerhumpingfish."