2000-12-21
dear internet,it's me, scott. i have not written in here in a long time! my cat is sleeping on an ironing board right now. so, i just got back from wisconsin. back to nashville, i mean. where i live now. because stupid liza says i haven't mentioned that yet. hi, i moved to nashville. i was actually going to write more about being in wisconsin and what i did, but we'll skip that part in order to move on to a mental list that i composed while flying back tonight. ready? okay. things i would like to do before i die. by: scott. 1. skydive. (i think i may actually do this next summer with my mom for her birthday. she has always wanted to do it so i was going to go with her.) 2. visit another country, with a girl who i like a lot. like, fly to paris or italy or somewhere, and spend a week or two staying in strange little hotels, and exploring cities... that sort of stuff. (yes, i know. sometimes this is called a "honeymoon". but, whatever! i want to do it without having to marry anyone.) 3. visit another country alone. it is important that i not speak whatever the native language of this country is. i'd like to wander around completely lost in milan or iceland all by myself. only for a week, though. 4. sex, outdoors. or even just lying on a blanket under a big starry sky would be fine with me. whichever. 5. go to disneyworld with a girl. (an acceptable substitution for disneyworld is NOT "south of the border".) 6. fly on a plane with someone else. (okay, maybe this was just me being lonely on the airplane because i fly all the time but i can't remember the last time i've had someone with me to talk to. i was probably 10, and that person was probably my mom.) 7. donate as much blood as possible without having it affect my own health. 8. that is all i can think of right now. i have to go feed kitty because she is meowing and batting at her food bowl. i lovelovelove that staples commercial with the robot who is in love with the fax machine. i want to marry that robot. love, scott.
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