it's me, scott. j'ai faim.

(you should really read celine instead of me, because she is about three dollars funnier! not nearly as much of a chick-magnet, though.)

here are some random thoughts that i have been thinking today:

1. we had a meeting today. with microsoft. it was the most boring meeting i have EVER been to. this new manager kept asking stupid questions and trying to sound smart, and the microsoft people just talked about "rabbit ears" and "mercury" and a bunch of other inside jokes or something that none of us understood. also, i think the main microsoft guy was a homo.

2. not that there's anything wrong with that.

3. i really don't like having to wear a tie to work! i am glad that we don't have to do this sort of thing every day. it is very uncomfortable.

4. HI WENDY.

5. i look like i am dressed for a funeral today. i hope nobody dies! if you were thinking about dying, though, please let me know asap becuase i am appropriately dressed for just such an occasion.

6. i am drinking dannon natural spring water. i would highly recommend this product! and i'm not even being paid to say that! it is some very tasty natural spring water. the tastiest i've had.

(psst. dannon corporation. i could say things like this all the time if you did pay me. hint.)

7. all this political talk gives me a headache.

8. in regards to #7, i am not a fucking jerk. thank you.

9. wenwen says dirty things about my bunny picture. neat.

love,
scott.

ps. how can you not LOVE this?!? i am going to MARRY sam brown. just you wait.