it's me, scott.

i told a really good story to my friend yesterday, and it was so good, that i think i'll share it with you! because, you know, i love you a lot and stuff.

ready? okay.

once upon a time, it was yesterday. yesterday it rained a lot. luckily, there were no worms on the sidewalk when i went for a walk. i hate worms. the end.

i'm still waiting on a book deal.

what're you going to be for halloween? tell me. please send pictures if applicable.

jewel is such a hottie.

love,
scott.