it's me, scott

first things first. i would like to read for you a poem sent to me by this mean jerkass named "joanna". here, look:

loves his kitty cat,
britney spears, wears a pink shirt?
he's most likely gay.

can you believe that? i am NOT GAY, okay? and now, it seems that nothing can prove otherwise. whew.

okay.

on to more important business.

well. i don't really have much more to say. i just wanted you to know, internet, that i am most definitely straight, and would like rock you 'til the breaka breaka dawn. provided you are female, i mean.

love,
scott.