it's me, scott. i'm sick! please send soup.

i need to petition management for better chairs here at work-- the ones they provide are impossible to sleep in! also, blankets. and pillows! and i could just curl up under my desk and snuggle a nice, warm computer.

so yeah, like i said, i've been sick the past couple of days, which (though it may sound like it) hasn't been much fun! i think i caught it from liza, because she mentioned to me the other night that she was sick. what a bitch! i've had a headache and felt dizzy all day. yuck.

last night i went out to the homobar for homoscott's birthday. it was fun! they had two-for-one drink specials, combined with $2.50 goose island beer, which makes for some nice cheap drinking. i sung along to the pet shop boys and madonna and watched the olympics on the big tv there, and it was just a lot of fun! i love my friends.

(oh yeah. also, there was this boy there that was hitting on robyn. and he said "yeah, i remember when that madonna sex book came out. i went to an orgy that day!"

orgy! yikes! why would anyone do that? that is just. i don't think i could ever handle that! too much flesh for me to be comfortable! i'd go to get up for something to eat or something, and i'd be stepping on boobs and penises all over the place on the way to the fridge!!)

yeah. just thought i'd mention that. anyway.

today i went to burger king with megan and josh, and i ordered a chicken sandwich, and then i got back to work to eat it and it was th grossest thing i've ever seen. the lettuce was all brown (not crisp, like robots) and the chicken was all burned. what a waste of three dollars!! i threw it in the trash and ed is currently on his way to taco bell to buy me a chalupa. mmm, chalupa.

love,
scott.