it's me, scott. i leave work in 5 minutes, so this is going to be short.

tonight, i am going to scott's house (a different scott. but, he loves george michael just as much as i do, which just goes to prove that everyone named 'scott' is cool). megan and robyn and scott and myself (maybe josh?) are going to watch movies, and then go shake our bonbons at a gay bar. or, club. or, whatever. i am looking forward to this!!

did you know that the "d" in "d-day" stands for "day"? "day day". that is the most retarded thing i have ever heard. i hate books.

speaking of. i really hate poorly written computer books. i finished reading "red hat linux system administration handbook" today (red hat sucks, but the book was free, so whatever), and it completely did not tell me anything about linux system administration that i didn't know 3 days after i installed it. lame lame lame.

my birthday is in less than a month. have you finished your shopping yet?

okay. time to go prepare my bonbon for the shaking it will incur. byebye, i love you. well, no, not you. but you! (you should know who you are and if i love you. like. if you are shaped like a parking meter, i don't love you. but! if you are shaped like a ham, i do.)

right okay whatever.

love,
scott.