1. say you're a christian, but believe in evolutionism and gay rights.
2. claim you don't eat pork, order pepperoni pizzas.
3. state "cruel intentions is one of my favorite movies."
4. tell a girl you're interested in that you're not interested in sex.
5. talk to your cat.
6. dye your hair black.
7. refuse to acknowledge kevin costner as being a talented actor.
8. dislike cheesecake.
9. tell everyone you meet your theories that "jesus invented skateboarding."
10. smear paint on a canvas, hang it on your wall.
11. cover your eyes when you see a snake, even if it's just on tv.
12. claim to have never seen "e.t."
13. sing backstreet boys songs to coworkers.
14. buy cap'n crunch. eat it as a substitute for actual food. every meal.

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love,
scott.