it's me, scott. do ya got any gum?

i haven't written you lately because i've been sick. i've been sitting around sleeping and watching ferris buellers day off and eating chicken soup. sounds like fun, but it really hasn't been. i haven't been sick since 5th or 6th grade.

so last night i went over to josh and ray's apartment to laugh at ray because he's a big dumb guy, and then esther came over and we all went to take ray to his doctor. unfortunately, ray is so fat that he takes up the entire back seat of the car (actually, his back is messed up and he has a lot of pain if he sits, so he had to lay down across the back seat), so josh drove and esther and i had a very interesting time trying to fit into the front seat. it was not very comfortable at all! but it wasn't too bad, and when we got to the doctor's office they had old yearbooks from the small town that it was located in. hahaha! they were quite funny. and mr. jewel from the mt. horeb 1993 yearbook, if you are reading this, esther would like to go on a date with you. (and if you're a cute girl from any yearbook, scott would like to go on a date with you!!)

anyway, then we got back, and ray and i went to get pizza, and i ate it without spilling any sauce on my crotch this time!! i was very proud of myself.

i'm hungry. i'll be right back.

okay, hello again. for some reason, i'm always hungry for snack food whenever i get to work in the morning. right now i am enjoying the nutritous breakfast of ruffles and dr pepper. yum.

(it's okay, don't worry. i will have a nice salad for dinner to make up for my breakfast).

today i was woken up by my trusty little kittyalarm. apparently i had set my alarm clock last night to 6:00am, but i forgot to turn it from "off" to "alarm" which is a very bad mistake to make!! but luckily for me, kittycat knew it was time for me to get up and meowed me and jumped on my ass several times until i woke up and said "what on earth are you doing, kittycat?!?"

liza is trying to make her boobs bigger by watching tv. damn fool kids will never learn!

love,
scott.