it's me, scott. and yes, i like boobs.

i even got to see some last night, in my figure drawing class. but they were nowhere near as nice as rachael's, or liza's, or brandi's. not even close!

speaking of boobs, we had the freaky exhibitionist model last night, who has her body completely shaved, and who likes to pose in porno-like positions. which i'd normally be fine with, except that she moves around waaaay too much, and i really would like to end up with a nice drawing from this class. and it's hard when the stupid model keeps MOVING. anyway. last night she brought in a banana and ate it while posing in her porno-pose. i can't believe they keep paying this person! they need to get cutegirlfrommonday back again. now SHE was good.

people who don't know me read my diary, i guess. i think that's really neat. :) hi people who i don't know! hi!!

so the rumor is going around that twizzlers lower your sex drive. the tv told this to celine, and celine's tv would never lie. and if i sit down and think about (which i am doing right now), i can't really think of any time when i've been eating twizzlers that i've been horny. usually i am far more amused by the twizzlers! i like to eat them with soda, and bite off part of the twizzler on each end, and then stick it in my soda and use it as a straw for a little while.

hi liz-from-califormia. i am mentioning you. hi. and brandi-from-ohio thinks that i am bizarre. bizarre!! can you believe that?!

last night as i was getting to sleep, my kittycat invented a fun new game! she decided it would be fun to climb up to the top of my headboard, and swan-dive onto my ass (i usually sleep on my tummy). she repeated this game over and over until i invented the fun new game of "pick the kitty up and bury her under a pile of dirty clothes on the floor".

sorry that this diary entry is boring. i'm really sleepy this morning. time for a nap. zzz...

love,

scott.