2003-09-15
dear internet,
it's me, scott.
this past weekend was very educational. i learned the following things:
1. wear sunblock if you are going to go to a football game and sit in the scalding sun for hours at a time. especially if you are irish and the whitest person on earth.
2. if you don't wear sunblock as stated in number 1, you should definitely habe aloe or aspirin or something similar in your apartment because otherwise you will probably just sit on your couch and complain a lot and not be able to fully enjoy the experience of watching "the fast and the furious", which brings us to number 3:
3. "the fast and the furious" is secretly an awesome movie. shh! it's our little secret. don't tell anyone. got it?
4. no matter how much money you spend on an expensive camera, your girlfriend will be able to grab it from you and instantly take pictures that turn out one million times better than yours.
5. the very thought of ralph fiennes' penis will cause you to spill soda all over the floorboards of a car. if you are as reckless as to mention falph fienne's penis while someone is in your car holding a giant glass of soda, be prepared to accept the consequences.
6. the term "mexican popsicle" sounds very much like something sexual and very, very dirty. hey, baby. wanna come over here and give me a mexican popsicle? yeah. that's right. oh baby.
i recorded the "crossroads" movie with britney spears last night, and started to watch a little bit of it this morning before work. it seems awesome so far! i can't wait to go home and watch the rest. what could possibly be a better premise for a movie than a ROAD TRIP across AMERICA with BRITNEY SPEARS?!?? nothing! nothing at all!!!
hit me, baby. one more time. with a mexican popsicle.
love,
scott.
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