dear internet,

it's me, scott.

i'm really hungry for a carrot right now. i am unsure as to why. (that is not an inside-joke or anything, i am seriously just craving a carrot.)

i have to go now, the cat is meowing at me.

love,
scott.

p.s. that was a lie, there is no cat. i'm at work. it just sounded like a good lie to tell so that i could stop writing in here becuase i don't have anything to say.